I watched you brushing your hair
over and over.
Mentally thinking it was a little odd.
you would be getting it fixed any moment.
I thought maybe this was your goodbye.
Before it got chopped off.
One last glance in your direction.
I spotted you
Using the products on the shelf.
Products that are way over priced..
Products that someone else will be convinced to purchase.
And my lady, you are wasting it.
I not only spotted you once, but multiply times.
As I passed you upon my departure
your hair looked quite greasy.
I think you should read the label first.
And pick a better product.
Product Watch Lady
Dear lady who brought your friend and her child to the salon,
I am all about support
and safety in numbers.
Friends are great
and so are children.
Saturdays around 5
is not the place to bring a
friend to stand over your chair
while you get a haircut.
And her small,
that wanted nothing more than his mom's attention.
She really was only worried about you and your color of choice.
Please call me next time
I will come at 6.
Lady that sat beside you